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Sex is..*like Fanta--------(Share the fun)

*like Nokia--------(Connecting people)

*like Nike---------(Just do it)

*like Pepsi--------(Ask for more)

*like Coca Cola--(Enjoy)

*like Statoil-------(Forandrer hverdagen)

*like Duracell-----(varer og varer og varer og varer og varer)

*like Tine melk---(Må ha det. Bare må ha det)

*like VG---------(dagen er ikke helt den samme uten)

*like Narvesen---(har du lyst har du lov)

*like me ---------(too good to be true)




Roses are dead,

violets are too..

I’m still in love,

but not in you..

You thought you hurt me

and made me cry..

But I was in love

with another guy..

Simply because you

have no class..

All you can do is

Kiss My Ass!

You sit around

and talk your shit..

So fuck you and

your little dick!

You thought you left me,

but I left you..

What my man is doing,

you can’t do..

You tell your homies that

you played me like a bitch..

And I tell my girls about

your small dick..

You said you loved me,

but that wasn’t true..

Well guess what

Motherfucker.....

I PLAYED YOU TOO!!






How To Make A Girl Smile….

*Tell her she is beautiful
*Hold her hand at any
moment even if its just for a second.
*Kiss her on the forehead.
*Leave her voice messages
for her to wake up to.
*Always tell her you love
her at all times.
*When she is upset hold
her tight and
tell her how much she
means to you.
*Recognise the small
things, they usually
mean the most.
*Call her sweetie
*Sing to her no matter
how horrible your voice is.